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Oompa Loompa

12-14-03 - 10:38 p.m.

Instigation. . . of. . . things.



Internalize internal eyes in enternal lies, intern allies.

Twist your tongue right out of your mouth.

Cross breed it with a banana slug.

Then maybe you'll be able to say things people will actually hear, if it's possible to magnify the properties of living objects by grafting banana slugs onto them. It's as good a strategy as any. And I'm sure you can think of a very good metaphorical function banana slugs might serve here, but none was intended.

Or I've spent enough time practice-arguing with authentic schizophrenic dunderheads.

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